Nightmares Come True Sometimes

Public Speaking Nightmares that have recently come true -
#1 Heading to Crossett, AR - ended up in Monticello. Turned around and headed back south and right into Crossett - ran out of gas. Yep - the Minister of Music had to come and get me so I walked into the women's event just in time to hear the end of the "special music" and walk up on the stage.
#2 Dry Creek, LA - having a young lady walk up beside me as I'm headed into the conference center and say...."Mrs. Kathy, your skirt's up in the back."
** I guess this one could have been worse - could'a had on a thong.

13 Comments:
Isn't God good - He is always supplying you with new "sermon" illustrations! :)
Mrs. Kathy....those cracked me up:) Tis why I wear pants 90% of the time....
Sorry I didn't call you. I ended up going to Ruston to Todd's grandma's funeral! We will see you soon!
Oh yea...Laurie (one of my fun students) said she met you & really enjoyed hearing you speak!
Megan - she was a great counselor. The girls coming to camp will be really blessed to have her this summer. We both shared our mutual love for you all!
thanks for making me laugh this morning, I NEEDED IT!
can you update us on that love/hate thing? whatever happened about it, and what was it??
I laughed out loud and of course thought of your Wal-Mart episode in Lindale, TX. I don't think you are able to have a speaking engagement without some crazy story to go along with it!
You just wouldn't be Mrs. Kathy without stories like these. :) I can't wait to hang out with you when I come home sometime this summer. I'll call you! :)
Mandy - you better come out here when you get home! and Stacy - the WalMart skirt is the one I had on!!! I'll have to start a "Tales of the Traveling Skirt" journal.
Mrs. K you are too funny. However, if you had had a thong on she probably wouldn't have had to tell you your skirt was up. I'm sure the draft would have been sufficient. ;D Check out my latest blog, I believe it's along the lines of our early morning conversation last week.
When's your next speaking date, I really want to go whenever and wherever you go. (as long as I'm off)
Long time no see! Scott and I enjoyed reading your blog today. We came to it through Mandy B's. We love and miss you! You are great! Thanks for the laughs! AND your daughters are beautiful!
Sheila! I am so thrilled to hear from you all!! When you come to Ruston please call and we can catch up. Those children are wonderful, I'm sure. Thanks for saying "hi"!
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