WHAT?!
I fly VERY seldom..I can't even remember the last time I flew somewhere. But as SATAN would have it. The weekend I will be flying is following a major terrorist plot to blow up HOW MANY planes while in the air?!?!! Whatever!
All I'm saying is - if someone is planning to be up to no good on MY plane - He better hope his seat isn't by mine, because not only am I mad that I will not be able to take my small "carry on" with all of my make-up with me, but more than likely I will also be face down in the barf bag, since I am the queen of air-sickness - and I WILL use it as a weapon.
I'm just saying...
All I'm saying is - if someone is planning to be up to no good on MY plane - He better hope his seat isn't by mine, because not only am I mad that I will not be able to take my small "carry on" with all of my make-up with me, but more than likely I will also be face down in the barf bag, since I am the queen of air-sickness - and I WILL use it as a weapon.
I'm just saying...
posted by knelson at 6:44 AM
9 Comments:
Vomit could be used as a weapon in a pinch, hopefully you won't have find out. May God watch over you and keep His angels guard around you!!! Where are you off to this weekend?
It's secret PSC stuff (pastor search committee)- you know...covert operations.
You'll be fine! Todd & I LOVE flying. If only it wasn't so expensive!
Aaaahhhhh!! One of those, you could tell me but then you'd have to kill me, things. Gotcha!!!
I just happened to find your blog and wanted to say hi. It sounds like things are going well. I always enjoyed hearing you teach from the Word. Here is my current email address: alisia_s@pobox.com.
Alisia! What a treat to hear from you! I read your blog and loved hearing about what you are doing in Asia. I will be one of your prayer partners from now on. Thank you for stopping by and letting me know where you are. Check in again soon. Love you!
A barf bag...I am so pumped about this new potential weapon in all my flying. I think that as I get older, I get more scared of flying now I that I know what could really happen!
mrs. kathy, you crack me up! i'll be making 2 trips to dallas in september and though i don't usually get sick on planes, i'm sure i can hurl on command if my life depended on it. i mean it's 103 degrees outside and if i get in those close quarters with someone who doesn't value bathing and deodorant as much as i, i'm sure the smell could stimulate my gag reflex...
SICK! That made me gag just thinking about it!
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